THE FLAVORED SALIVARY GLAND

Enough with tasteless saliva! The flavored salivary gland finally brings in some taste to your daily deglutition.

The flavors exuded by the Benway Salivary Gland are one hundred percent 100% natural, synthesized from authentic proteins. We offer Banana, Mint, Strawberry and even burrito.

With the Benway flavored salivary gland, drinking a simple cup of cold water becomes a pure delight!

It is also the ideal way to make bad breath disappear as it is currently being tested in our laboratories.

THE GASTRIC TEETHING

CEO, shopkeeper, nurse, overworked building worker, this Comfort Organ was created for you!

As you must always eat in a rush, you have trouble digesting, and the ulcer of responsibilities is threatening you? Don’t worry! The Gastric Teething will treat any insufficiently chewed portion of food. Your stomach is relieved. You are back to life!

How is the gastric teething installed? Simply swallow it with a big glass of water. Its posterior section is equipped with adhesive undifferentiated stem cells that will merge naturally with your stomach’s wall and then be ready to use!

THE YOUTH WORMS

In suspension in a patented amniotic sap, the Benway Youth Worms are applied on the face before sleep, rubbing until complete penetration. During the night, they will fill in every tiny wrinkle and every area where the skin subsides , thanks to their training, which was designed with the Pavlov Foundation.

In the morning, every hint of time aggression will have disappeared along with your concerns.

THE MEMORY CLIP

The Memory Clip is the ideal fusion between an organ and a hair beauty accessory. It will solve all your cerebral troubles, from the daily memory lapse to terminal Alzheimer to preparation for exams.

It can also be shared so you can let your friends enjoy your best memories.

Memory Clips will soon be available in pre-recorded versions such as “Holidays in Southern Seas Islands”, “Happily Married” and “Joyful Childhood”. It's ideal to save on psychoanalysis.

THE HALLUCINOGENIC TESTICLE

This organ will make your sex life really transfixing!

It provides your partner with a high class psychedelic orgasm, thanks to its exclusive fungal implant.

It comes with a warranty of five years… or 300 intercourses, sealed in special protective atmosphere for long time preservation, even in full sunlight, which is great for seaside seduction.

To be continued...

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