THE BENWAY INSTITUTE

For half-century now, the Benway Institute has been the world leading provider of organic solutions for body comfort. The Benway Institute is the official supplier of private and public organizations, in both civilian and military domains. It also offers to the general public its famous range of Comfort Organs®.

Practical, healthy, and affordable by all, they are synthetic organs that provide modern consumers a physical well-being unheard of, such as the Flavored Salivary Gland® and the Hallucinogenic Testicle®. You will be able to self implant them thanks to our home surgery manual, sent to you with free shipping. Benway’s Comfort Organs are  guaranteed rejection-free, thanks to tests made in prisoner camps in agreement with the Red Cross.

INDUSTRIAL SURGEON GENERAL WARNING:

Reproduction of patented organs is illegal.

Free organogenesis causes cancer.

THE BENWAY JUBILEE®

The Benway Institute is celebrating its jubilee, its fiftieth 50th anniversary. On this occasion, we run a series of spectacular commemoration operations throughout all of Europe. Each one reproduces one of the original communication operations designed by the Benway Institue in the nineteen fifties 1950’s to promote its revolutionary activities !

Benway Institute: fifty years of medicine at the service of Modern Comfort!

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